Monday, March 30, 2009

Too Big for his Britches

My nephew is almost old enough to be utterly stupid.
No, teh boy is smart. Book smart.
He's just dumb enough to mouth off to his aunty, whose a good six inches smaller than him.
And to think its funny.
What he didn't think was so funny was my knee up his backside and my taking his plate of food until I got a suitable apology.
My mother and mine reminded him I play dirty and I will always win.
He may dwarf me. He may think he's big stuff.
I knwo that I can take his ass down hard and dirty, and I will do that in the name of aunty love.
And I'll enjoy every moment of it.
By the way, the heathens loved every minute of it.

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