I am Handy Mom!
(Stop the perverted thought right there. I know what you're thinking and just want to ask you to think about your mother right now. Kill the urge? Good!)
I have successfully installed a new lock, doorknob, and door jam thingee on my screen door.
I am mom. Hear me roar.
(Now I will strut away, grabbing my crotch and spitting. Then I'll come back and clean up the spit.)
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