Boo boo'd Boo

Boo is a tad bit clumsy.
He falls over a speck of lint on the floor, and like my brother, lands smack on his face every time.
Child can't land on his butt to save his life.
Yesterday, while outside with The Man and the other heathens, Boo decided to take a tumble off the steps, land on his hand, smash his nose on the hand, and cut his forehead.
When I got home yesterday, he had skid marks on his nose and a cut on his head and a proud, "I fell down and went splat" mentality.
Boys! Next thing I expect is flying body slams and monster truck races.
And The Man will be right in the midst of it, the biggest hillbilly of them all.